Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Futebol cena de gays :p



Quem diz que o futebol é um desporto de machos e para machos, está muito enganado.

Uma das provas disso é a cada vez maior adesão das gajas ao futebol. Assisitir a um jogo de futebol é viver uma experiencia de sentimentos e emoções (cena gay...). É gritar, estrilhar, ou seja ficar histérico (cena de gaja...). Dai as gajas estarem cada a vez mais a aderir ao futebol, emotivas como são nao me admira que gostem de ver uma partida de futebol, pois esta tem todos os condimentos para uma mulher apreciar:

  • Gajos bons e musculados a correr feitos parvos
  • Quedas
  • pernas musculadas
  • muita emoção
  • muito histerismo.

Não é só a vizualização de um jogo de futebol que é gay... Se reparem os jogadores parecem todos uma cambada de bichas... Sejam eles profissionais ou nao.
Vejamos:
Marcam golo é logo palmadinhas nas costas e apalpões nos rabos.. Nos livres até apalpões nas campainhas já vi. Isto sem contar com os festejos da vitória.. Em que andam todos suados em tronco nu a abraçarem-se e a darem as inevitaveis pancadinhas nas costas e apalpadelas nos rabos.. Há aki mta macheza com certeza.... só eles sabem o que se passa no balneário, mas isso nem eu quero saber. LIVRA!

Também há outra coisa no futebol amador que me admira um bocado e chateia também.
É sábado à noite, o pessoal vai beber um copo. Chega-se às 00h00 ou 01h00 da manhã e há alguém e um rapaz diz:

- Bem, vou-me embora pessoal.
- HaHa... Tão cedo??? Há aí gaja.. Conta lá conta lá. Quem é ela? É boa? É maluca? Não a apresentas aqui à malta?
- Népia man! Amanhã de manhã vou jogar à bola.
- ...
- ..
Q CENA GAY...........

Ou entao o pessoal vai de fim de semana e chega ao domingo e aparece a inevitavel pergunta:

- Alguém tem horas ou é para ir nas calmas?
- epá tenho que tar lá às horas X.
- Então? Mt trabalhinho?
- Népia já tenho uma futebolada combinada.
- ....

PIMBAS! E por causa disso lá fica o fim de fim de semana com a malta arruinado, pois tem de se arrumar tudo à pressa, limpar a casa à pressa, conduzir à pressa, isto porque um ou uns meninos têm a merda da bola.
Tá MAL! TÁ ERRADO!


14 comments:

Antonio said...

Concordo, absolutamente chocante... ;)

Unknown said...

Fikei nostálgica :(
Eskeceste-te das "cambalhotas para traz"; que saudades do Fernando Couto... lol

Anonymous said...

EhEhEh... tá linda! :-P

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